A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him out looking for work
in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and
have him out looking for work in four weeks."
A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have both of them out
looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected,
"You guys are way behind. We are about to take a
woman with no brains, send her to Washington where
she will become President, and then half the country
will be out looking for work."
H/T Merv Brereton